Dear non-existent Valentine,
If you were real I would want you to know that I'm swooning over the Double Initial Gold Vermeil Letterpress Necklace by Erika Weiner Jewelry. You know how I love lettering and such... and with this beauty I could wear our initials around my neck for all time. How wonderful would that be!
Wishing you were real, Ez
P.S. On second thought a girl doesn't need a Valentine to be gifted with love. I think I might just treat myself. Problem solved.